The first thing I do in the morning that
people would find surprising is:
That I check my pulse and then make coffee.
On the weekend, I reverse the order.

My sense of humor has served me best:
By helping my clients to relax, making a long day shorter…And
by keeping my in-laws at a safe distance.  

When I retire I plan to:
Finish work on my latest invention:  frozen Band-Aids for cold cuts.

My favorite getaway spot is:
Anywhere that has 5 consecutive sunny days in the 70’s, really COLD beer, no rap music….and an endless supply of grilled cheeseburgers.